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    612-822-4611

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The System Barista

The System Barista

Archer, K. D.

Paperback

Series: The System Barista, Book 1

Fantasy

ISBN13: 9798276872322
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 2 2025
Pages: 168
Weight: 0.51
Height: 0.39 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
The Apocalypse is here. And it ordered a double-shot of pain.

Kyle just got fired from his dead-end barista job. Then the sky tore open, the world dissolved into pixels, and the System initialized.

Transported to a brutal Tutorial Dungeon designed to weed out the weak, Kyle expects to die. His stats are garbage. His weapon is a rusty pipe. And while others of the new world are unlocking classes like [Paladin] and [Pyromancer], Kyle unlocks something else entirely.

It all seems like a joke. There's only one thing the System didn't account for: Physics.

With enough pressure, steam cuts through armor like a laser. With the right chemistry, caffeine becomes a high-grade combat buff. And with Beans by Kyle's side, the loot is never far away.

There are no useless classes-only players who haven't figured out how to exploit the game mechanics yet.

Don't miss this hilarious, fast-paced, and crunchy LitRPG adventure. It's packed with unique class progression, clever stat exploits, dungeon crawling, and a healthy dose of sarcasm. An ode to book series like Dungeon Crawler Carl and The Primal Hunter.

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