The Returns
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Series: The Returns
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ISBN10: 1493703676
ISBN13: 9781493703678
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Nov 11 2013
Pages: 256
Weight: 0.84
Height: 0.58 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781493703678
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Nov 11 2013
Pages: 256
Weight: 0.84
Height: 0.58 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
What happens if you arrive at the Pearly Gates before your time? F.B.I Agent Bentley Clanton finds out the hard way as he is directed to a little-known area devoted to correcting glitches in the longevity system. The Returns Department specializes in finding appropriate bodies for early arrivals before sending them back to earth. It seemed an acceptable solution until Bentley realizes his new body includes long velvety ears, four stubby legs with giant paws, and a tail. Helping him adjust to life as a Basset Hound is his rookie Guardian Angel, along with three other canine Returns. Laugh along as a delightful Golden Retriever, a feisty Chihuahua, and Flamboyant Westie join Bentley to form an unlikely brotherhood of crime-fighting heroes. The Returns takes you on a fun-loving, junk food eating adventure through the exciting streets of New Orleans during Mardi Gras. *Selected as an Indie Book of the Day award winner **Read what others are saying about The Returns: Hugely enjoyable, Very clever, and HIGHLY entertaining! It gives the term good fun a whole new twist! L. Cooper - So, I Read This Book Today A MUST read for dog lovers! D. Feyen - More Than A Review A book to keep you smiling from cover to cover! -Amazon Review Best book I have read in ages. This would be a wonderful book to be made into a movie! -Amazon Review The Returns is recommended for readers age 12 - 112! Cover by Holly Madison of Whimsical Graphix. Editing by Leiah Cooper of So, I Read This Book Today.
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