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The Rat Letters
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ISBN13: 9798749764956
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 6 2021
Pages: 110
Weight: 0.35
Height: 0.23 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 6 2021
Pages: 110
Weight: 0.35
Height: 0.23 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
You probably didn't know some rats speak King James English. Well, Eliot does, anyway. That's because he wants to be a priest. He first heard King James English when he attended Mass with Mommy at the Episcopal Church. Mommy's rat boys are the only rats allowed at church. They're overall well behaved, except when Horace sneaks off to potty under the organ or Erasmus eats more than one wafer at Eucharist. Luther will sit quietly, like he is supposed to, but he is listening closely to any scripture he can possibly use to pass judgment on Horace. Josiah is the only one that sometimes must be removed to the nursery, such as the time he ended up falling into the wine chalice. The boys aren't even sure how other rats live. All they know is that they live in Texas, they love their mommy, and they have an Aunt Anne who enjoys getting letters from them.
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