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The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds
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ISBN10: 039917091X
ISBN13: 9780399170911
Publisher: Blue Rider Press
Published: Jun 12 2014
Pages: 64
Weight: 0.45
Height: 0.40 Width: 6.20 Depth: 7.60
Language: English
ISBN13: 9780399170911
Publisher: Blue Rider Press
Published: Jun 12 2014
Pages: 64
Weight: 0.45
Height: 0.40 Width: 6.20 Depth: 7.60
Language: English
A humorous, illustrated, pocket field guide describing where to find--or where to avoid--the most disturbed North American birds. The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds allows anyone to quickly identify psychotic, violent or mentally unstable bird species--and provides the perfect gag gift for your bird loving (or fearing) friends and family. Throughout the book the reader will discover tales of murder, assault, mental breakdowns, obesity, drug abuse and infidelity among the birds. This guide is used and recommended by law enforcement agencies and ignored by leading ornithologists. We are only just discovering the reality of our avian adversaries, with their reptilian brains, their appetites for mayhem and the fact that they fly mostly to spite us. To ignore the information found within this volume may be at the peril of your very life. Perfect for: - White elephant gifts - Animal lover gifts - Bird lovers gift - Gag gifts - Funny gifts - Christmas gifts
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