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The Mascot Retires
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ISBN13: 9798684504778
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 20 2020
Pages: 34
Weight: 0.14
Height: 0.08 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 20 2020
Pages: 34
Weight: 0.14
Height: 0.08 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
Kenny Spaulding (a.k.a. Wild Rat) is perhaps more mascot than man. This is his story--a college story of painful social awkwardness, a hopeless love interest, and a Division III basketball game where Kenny will be asked to finally grow up. What happens when the school mascot decides he's had enough? Narrated by a student journalist, a campus police officer, and the only girl to ever see Kenny nude, The Mascot Retires is an absurdist comedy about a guy who would rather do absolutely anything than become self-aware.ABOUT THE AUTHORDrew James is a fiction writer and humorist whose work has appeared in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Jokes Review, and Lucent Dreaming.
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