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The Ketamine Diaries Volume 2

The Ketamine Diaries Volume 2

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ISBN10: 0978708598
ISBN13: 9780978708597
Publisher: Purple Onion Press
Published: Oct 22 2026
Pages: 132
Weight: 0.41
Height: 0.28 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English

The Ketamine Diaries Volume 2

A Book of Short Stories

Medical practices have a telephone message designed to re-direct patients in crisis to the appropriate medical facility. It is provided to discourage a prospective patient from scheduling a medical visit that the outpatient office is not equipped to handle. Before speaking to a receptionist, the caller hears some variation of: If you are experiencing a medical emergency, hang up and call 911. The purpose seems clear enough. A physician's office is not an emergency room, and the receptionist is not qualified to explain how to staunch a hemorrhage or send an ambulance. At SereniPath Ketamine and Wellness Clinic, some prospective patients apparently had heard something different. To them the message seemed to say: If you are experiencing a medical emergency, a psychiatric crisis, an existential funk, or anything else that cannot reasonably wait until business hours-call SereniPath immediately.

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