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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
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The Big Bhang

The Big Bhang

Hill, Travis

Paperback

Humor

ISBN10: 1791889417
ISBN13: 9781791889418
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 17 2018
Pages: 368
Weight: 1.19
Height: 0.82 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Jeremy Jefferson Jacobs Jackson--Forjay to everyone but his mother--grew the most potent marijuana on Earth. Some said the entire Federation of Allied Planets. When the Galactic Union declares humanity unfit to exist, only one man has what it takes to be a true hero to the citizens of FAP.Join Forjay, Ms. Marianna Templeton, Ambassador Dave Thatcher, and a large, diverse, generally annoying cast of the Galactic Union's alien species on an adventure that spans both time and the space. Relish in the glory of victory, plunge to the lowest depths of despair in defeat, and scream insults at stupid, uppity, snooty, gloppy alien jerks who act like they're better than human beings (and think they're tough).*** Definitely Fake Editorial Reviews of The Big Bhang ***I didn't understand this book at all... - Fijj Yom, Wroglarian (a dumb alien species not affected by weed)There's a lot of commas and long sentences in this book! - some reader who complained about commas and long sentencesThis book is not funny. - NYPD Patrol Officer Gary GarrisonBark bark bark growl. Bark! - NYPD Drug Canine Mr. FangThis is the lowest form of propaganda, the kind only a weak, mewling race of soup-filled meatbags would dare to popularize. - Tyx War General Boomz BlastertonReading this book is the dumbest thing you could ever do. - the author of this bookI don't get it... I raised Travis better than this! - the author's mother

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