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The Bicycle with Square Wheels
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ISBN13: 9798176957631
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 26 2026
Pages: 340
Weight: 0.87
Height: 0.76 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 26 2026
Pages: 340
Weight: 0.87
Height: 0.76 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
What happens when a bicycle with square wheels takes charge of your life? Wanted by the constabulary for weirdness and other misdemeanours, Alphonso Blink returns to the extraordinary castle built by his inventor grandfather and finds himself caught up with a two-headed bride, jealous ex-policewoman, and fiancée with an obstreperous handbag. Not to mention careers advice books that follow him around, a bicycle with a mind of its own, and plans to dig up Kent and move it to the Northumbrian coast. And most complicated of all is love. The Bicycle with Square Wheels is a funny, tender and gloriously uncontrollable ride into a world where everybody makes extraordinary mistakes for perfectly human reasons - even the bicycle. Enter its world and you may find yourself reluctant to leave. A foul-weather friend of a book.
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