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That Damn Susan
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 23 2026
Pages: 154
Weight: 0.47
Height: 0.33 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
The complete, one-sided, entirely public war between one small-town woman and the postal clerk who never fought back.
Somewhere in Kingwood, West Virginia, there is a woman at the post office named Susan. Sandy Harper has never forgiven her for it.
For more than a decade, Sandy documented the feud in the only place that mattered - online, in public, for everyone to see. The sidewalk she watered into a sheet of ice. The employee badge that turned up in her bumper. The attack goose named Walton. The fines. The casseroles. The smock. She filed every last statement herself, and now the Records Clerk has collected them, word for word, spelling and all, as the official archive of a war Susan may not even know she's in.
It's petty. It's escalating. It's one of the great American grudges - and only one side is talking.
Reproduced exactly as filed. Every person, feud, goose, and postal employee herein is fictional; the family behind them is not.
For anyone who's ever had a Susan of their own, and for the people who love them enough to gift them a book about it.
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