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Thou Shalt Not Edge: A Collection of Filthy, Funny, Bard-Inspired Ballads
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Series: The Vicequill Tavern Classics, Book 1
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ISBN13: 9798259450554
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 29 2026
Pages: 224
Weight: 0.61
Height: 0.56 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 29 2026
Pages: 224
Weight: 0.61
Height: 0.56 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
When the bard is broke, the verses get filthy. Thou Shalt Not Edge is a bawdy collection of improper sonnets, tavern ballads, dirty duets, Gothic misadventures, and mock-literary nonsense for adults who prefer their poetry clever, filthy, and thoroughly undignified. Inside, Shakespearean drama gets dragged across the tavern floor, Gothic narrators lose focus at the chamber door, royal courts become logistical nightmares, and every codpiece, candle, balcony, lute, lusty knight, and judgmental servant has something inappropriate to contribute. Expect filthy sonnets, queer jousts, tavern songs, haikus for the horribly aroused, mock epics, chamber-door disasters, and appendices no respectable scholar requested. Equal parts literary parody and raunchy wordplay, this collection is for book lovers, English majors with poor judgment, inappropriate book clubs, and anyone who has ever thought the classics needed more wine and less dignity. For adults only.
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