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Thou Shalt Not Finish: More Filthy Ballads, Tavern Disasters, and Bad Decisions

Thou Shalt Not Finish: More Filthy Ballads, Tavern Disasters, and Bad Decisions

Paperback

Series: The Vicequill Tavern Classics, Book 2

General Fiction

ISBN13: 9798195059323
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 30 2026
Pages: 156
Weight: 0.43
Height: 0.39 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
The classics have been drinking again.

Thou Shalt Not Finish is the second filthy, funny volume from Violetta Vicequill - a mock-literary collection of bawdy ballads, improper sonnets, tavern songs, cruel little truths, bedroom catastrophes, and historical nonsense for adult readers who prefer their poetry clever, raunchy, and deeply unserious.

Inside, tavern math gets ugly. Beauty ratings collapse after dark. Codpieces fail under pressure. Oral crimes are documented. Hygiene becomes a moral emergency. Royal appetites create administrative problems. And every boastful fool with too much ale and too little skill gets dragged into the verse.

Expect Shakespeare-flavored scandal, padded promises, maritime hygiene crimes, mock-epic foolishness, haikus from worse judgment, and appendices no responsible publisher should have allowed.

Perfect for fans of:

- Bawdy and humorous verse

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