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The Thorning Ceremony
Paperback
Series: The Western Lands and All That Really Matters
ISBN13: 9780980627251
Publisher: Wild Pure Heart
Published: Mar 12 2019
Pages: 182
Weight: 0.60
Height: 0.42 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
A slightly OCD princess. Her ambitious twin sister.
And the worst rite of passage in the history of all the realms.
Princess Eloise Hydra Gumball III is on track to become the Future Ruler and Heir to the Western Lands and All That Really Matters. That is, if she can survive the grueling training of the demanding Thorning Master, stave off her sister's desires to take on the role, and get through the horrific Thorning Ceremony.
The Thorning Ceremony is a humorous story set in a unique fantasy world that features weak magic, equality between species, way töö mänY ümläüts. It's a funny and witty standalone prequel novel to the Western Lands and All That Really Matters series. If you like quirky, clever characters, lively dialog, and a fun Discworld-ish fantasy setting, then you'll love this book from Andrew Einspruch.
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