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This Sucks

This Sucks

Paperback

Humor

ISBN10: 1514637723
ISBN13: 9781514637722
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Jun 21 2015
Pages: 350
Weight: 1.03
Height: 0.73 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
1451, Rohemo Artenie was just a soldier in need of work. When a young prince comes looking for fighters, Rohemo jumps at the opportunity to earn some gold, and maybe a nice place in history. His new employer, Vlad Tepes, AKA Vlad the Impaler, only wanted to regain his throne. But as time went by, the two become close. When Rohemo is nearly killed in battle, his now best friend wants to keep him alive, and that's when Rohemo becomes one of The Un-Dead. Now, Rohemo must learn how to survive as a vampire. No one is born knowing how to fly, or how to deal with not growing old. Fate being what it is, Rohemo becomes ill at the sight of blood, leading to his having to learn to deal with being a vampire all over again. History is stood on its ear with this twisted take on life from the 1400s till today.

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