This Counts as a Gift: Because I remembered, and thats what matters
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Series: The Bare Minimum Gift
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ISBN13: 9798283665573
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 12 2025
Pages: 26
Weight: 0.11
Height: 0.06 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 12 2025
Pages: 26
Weight: 0.11
Height: 0.06 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
This Counts as a Gift
The perfect present for when you don't actually want to try. You forgot. You procrastinated. You just didn't feel like putting in the effort. Whatever the reason, this book is here to bail you out.
Inside, you'll find page after page of... almost nothing -just a few lines of dry, witty sarcasm at the top of each page. That's it. No life lessons. No heartfelt messages. No effort required. It's the thought that barely counts. Great for: Last-minute gifts People with a sense of humor (or at least a tolerance for sarcasm) Anyone who doesn't need another candle, mug, or inspirational quote Note: This is a gag book with short, humorous one-liners. If you're expecting War and Peace, you'll be disappointed. If you're expecting to get a laugh and get away with minimal effort, congratulations-you've found your loophole.
The perfect present for when you don't actually want to try. You forgot. You procrastinated. You just didn't feel like putting in the effort. Whatever the reason, this book is here to bail you out.
Inside, you'll find page after page of... almost nothing -just a few lines of dry, witty sarcasm at the top of each page. That's it. No life lessons. No heartfelt messages. No effort required. It's the thought that barely counts. Great for: Last-minute gifts People with a sense of humor (or at least a tolerance for sarcasm) Anyone who doesn't need another candle, mug, or inspirational quote Note: This is a gag book with short, humorous one-liners. If you're expecting War and Peace, you'll be disappointed. If you're expecting to get a laugh and get away with minimal effort, congratulations-you've found your loophole.
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