Stoically Correct: The Approved Response to Everything
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ISBN13: 9798165177163
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 25 2026
Pages: 112
Weight: 0.31
Height: 0.23 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 25 2026
Pages: 112
Weight: 0.31
Height: 0.23 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
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The Code of Stoic Conduct has a ruling for each of them. Stoically Correct presents 100 modern grievances, from the meeting that could have been an email to the thermostat dispute, each with the tempting Incorrect Response and the approved one. Every entry comes with an incident report, a ruling under one of five Articles, and a precedent from a court that never existed, with the Stoic philosophers presiding. Dry-witted, quick to read, and made for giving: to the colleague who survived the meeting, the friend in the middle seat, and anyone who has ever said unacceptable out loud.
The Code of Stoic Conduct has a ruling for each of them. Stoically Correct presents 100 modern grievances, from the meeting that could have been an email to the thermostat dispute, each with the tempting Incorrect Response and the approved one. Every entry comes with an incident report, a ruling under one of five Articles, and a precedent from a court that never existed, with the Stoic philosophers presiding. Dry-witted, quick to read, and made for giving: to the colleague who survived the meeting, the friend in the middle seat, and anyone who has ever said unacceptable out loud.
- 100 entries across work, tech, travel, social life, family, money, and self
- A mock Code of Stoic Conduct in five Articles
- Incident reports, rulings, and invented case citations
- A Certificate of Stoic Correctness and pages for your own grievances
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