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Snide Clyde Died
Paperback
HumorMystery & ThrillerLiterary Fiction
ISBN13: 9781738672325
Publisher: Daniel Ninkovic
Published: Jun 30 2023
Pages: 296
Weight: 0.69
Height: 0.74 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Clyde is ambitious, sarcastic, and currently bleeding out. Sprawled on a dingy bathroom floor with only a briefcase full of cash to keep him company, Clyde tries to remember what he did to deserve this.
A lot, it turns out.
Between counting out the hours at his white-collar day job and scamming clients for beer money, Clyde searches for an opportunity to get rich quick and inject excitement into his life. On a night out with his best friend Dylan, Clyde finds one: Dylan's in debt to their new dealer. Clyde agrees to meet the enigmatic Foley, a businessman who dabbles in the drug trade.
Clyde tangles himself in a business arrangement that saves Dylan and gives him everything he thought he wanted. Clubs, drugs, and status become the antidote to Clyde's quarter-life crisis. However, as the two friends vie to be Foley's right-hand man, Clyde discovers one catch: there's only room for one.
Clyde is soon caught between meeting the demands of a calculated criminal, avoiding suspicion from coworkers, and managing a worsening addiction. To keep his life from spiraling out of control, Clyde fixes each growing problem the only way he knows how: by creating a bigger, even worse problem.
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