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Self-Defense Against Vampires
Paperback
Publisher Price: $11.99
ISBN13: 9781909467040
Publisher: Ja Khan
Published: Sep 11 2026
Pages: 198
Weight: 0.54
Height: 0.50 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Could you kill your wife to save her soul?
Trust me, it's a far bigger problem than you might think.
Fortunately, this book can help.
Because make no mistake, vampires are real. They're out there. And they're hungry.
All over the world, these creatures are stepping out from the shadows, leaving behind mysterious disappearances, horrifying transformations and a growing number of very confused victims. So what will you do when you hear that unwanted knock at your front door?
That's where this book comes in. Self-Defense Against Vampires is the ultimate survival guide for anyone who would rather not become dinner.
Inside, you'll learn how to:
- Spot a vampire before it's too late.
- Turn everyday household objects into surprisingly effective weapons.
- Defend your home and loved ones against nocturnal intruders.
- Survive the psychological warfare of the undead.
- And when all else fails, perform the ultimate act of affection with a mallet and a stake.
Packed with chilling anecdotes, practical advice, and step-by-step instructions, Self-Defense Against Vampires is part survival manual, part vampire encyclopaedia and part warning that you probably should have taken the threat more seriously. So whether you're a lifelong vampire hunter, a sceptic, a believer, or simply someone who has never been entirely comfortable with what goes bump in the night, this book could save your life.
Because when the sun goes down, you don't want to be the one asking: What do I do now?
You want to know already.
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