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Seasons Without Reason: A Collection of Humorous Short Stories

Seasons Without Reason: A Collection of Humorous Short Stories

Burkey, Dean

Paperback

Humor

ISBN10: 1477510567
ISBN13: 9781477510568
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: May 22 2012
Pages: 110
Weight: 0.35
Height: 0.23 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English

Seasons Without Reason

Humorous Short Stories & Snarky Snippets

From dark humor to zany, from highbrow to slapstick, author/comedian Dean Burkey creates comical escapades with two dozen plus short stories/essays starting with the title piece about a wacky world indeed and ending with two scientists striving to discover the secret to comedy.

Between these entertaining tales, fast-food's melodramatic, thugs peg the voice of a cartoon mouse as an informant, zombies eat bacon, Einstein offers fitness advice, a tight-rope walker in distress learns an insight into himself at the worst possible time, John Napier discovers the decimal point, and much more.

Take a stress break, a mini-vacation; and let yourself embrace the bizarre, the comical, the wacky worlds of Seasons Without Reason

Table of Contents

Seasons Without Reason (A Wacky World Indeed)

Fast Food Follies (A Heated World of Grub Gone Wild)

The Mouse that Squeaked (Is a Certain Cartoon Mouse Really a Rat?)

Breakfast of the Living Dead (That's One Tasty Apocalypse)

Exercise = MC2 (Albert Einstein, Fitness Guru)

Turning Point (Updated version of the story that originally appeared in Juggler's World)

We Get the Point! (A Mathematician Makes His Mark in History)

Woo-Hoo! Happy Birthday to Me! (Did Her Boyfriend Forget Her Birthday?)

Are Aliens from a Superior Race Stealing Our Laundry? (Hey UFOs, stay Away from My Clothes!)

The Five Stages of Grief for Burnt Waffles (A Template for Dealing with Culinary Tragedies)

My Stolen Step-Ins (Those Kids Made Her Go Commando)

The Twelve-Step Program for People with Overdue Library Books (Every Journey Begins with the First Step)

Brat-Sitter (Who's Really in Charge?)

How to Sell Lots and Lots of Angel Scout Cookies (Don't Ask Why, Just Buy Or Cry!)

Origins of Golf Lingo (Oh, a Different Kind of Hooker)

Catch 23 (Another Catch to Add to the List)First Fight (A Couple Enjoys Their First Altercation)

Philosophy of Chips (Even the Cheapest of Snacks Has Value)

You Look Tasty! (One Man's Journey from Veganism to Cannibalism)

No Deposit, ... (Why Don't Deserted Isles Have Desserts?)

Cannibal Conundrum (Befriend Him? Or Fry Him?)

Seven Dozen and Three Years Ago (President Lincoln Receives Unsolicited Comedy Advice)

Origins of Stand-Up Comedy Lingo (Something Funny's Going On Around Here)

A Dribble Glass Can Be a Beautiful Thing (How Classic Comedy Gags Could Have Altered History)

Art Schmart (Work of Art? Glorified doodle? Or Worse? Much, Much Worse)

The Secret to Comedy (Can Alec and Kirk Uncover the Secret of the Ages Before Losing Funding?)

Excerpts & Snippets

Zombies love bacon. They may be brain dead. But they're not stupid. Plus, with all the prowling they do; they don't need to worry about cholesterol.

Weight gain is a food tax, meted out by an angry IRS agent.

I feel so close; and yet, I find myself plagued by a myriad of doubts. Maybe mankind isn't meant to delineate fractions with brevity and ease.

No more daytime talk shows for you. They make you paranoid.

Oddly, even his [the pastor's] sleepwear sported a white clerical collar.

It doesn't make sense. Our little town only has three thousand people. And you bought more from her than from your own grandchildren. How was she able to sell so many?

Oops! He realized that not only did he say that, but he said that too quickly.

Nietzsche said, When you look into an empty bag of chips, the empty bag of chips also looks into you. So when the chips are down, open a new bag.

I knew I'd lost my mind when I munched on Morning Mist potpourri. And loved it.

Never date a cannibal. When she says you should go back to her place for dessert; it's not what you think.

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