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Savage Customer Service: Things I Wish I Could Say to Customers...And Did!
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 30 2025
Pages: 124
Weight: 0.58
Height: 0.26 Width: 8.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
If you have ever sold an item online, you know the struggle. You spend hours taking photos, writing perfect descriptions, and packing items with care, only to be hit with the dreaded message: My son's birthday is tomorrow, can I have this for free? or Can you model these used socks for me?
Welcome to the world of Landfill Savior, where the Nice Guy died a long time ago, and the intrusive thoughts finally won.
Savage Customer Service is a hilarious, unfiltered collection of the wildest, most entitled, and downright delusional interactions with buyers on eBay, Poshmark, and Facebook Marketplace. From people who need architectural blueprints for a $9 coffee mug to buyers demanding you strip parts off a board game because they only want the top hat, this book covers it all.
Inside this collection of chaos, you will find:
The Mathematicians: Buyers who think $25 + $35 should equal $20 just because they clicked Bundle.
The Scientists: People who demand to know the thread count of vintage pillowcases or if a cast iron skillet tastes like metal.
The Stylists: The folks who want you to model a women's floral blouse (even if you are a 6'2 bearded man).
The Drafts Folder: The raw, unfiltered replies you wish you could send, but didn't because you still need to pay rent.
The Reseller Dictionary: A hilarious translation guide for terms like ASAP (a threat), Rare (I found it at a yard sale), and Mint Condition (run over by a truck only once).
Whether you are a full-time reseller, a retail worker, or just someone who needs a good laugh at the expense of the general public, this book is your therapy.
We save the treasure, but we roast the trash.
Scroll up and grab your copy today, before someone asks if they can pay you in exposure.
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