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A. Stew Pedasso
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 8 2026
Pages: 26
Weight: 0.19
Height: 0.07 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Meet A. Stew Pedasso: handsome, confident, charming...
At least, that's what Stew thinks.
In this funny adult picture book, Stew struts through life believing he is God's gift to women. But everywhere he goes, things go terribly wrong. At the coffee shop, he spills his drink. At the gym, his flexing falls flat. At the bookstore, his smooth talk interrupts a woman who just wants to read. At the grocery store, even the green beans can't save him.
Stew is clueless, cocky, and completely convinced that everyone else is the problem.
Written in a playful rhyming style, A. Stew Pedasso is a ridiculous comedy about vanity, rejection, bad flirting, and the painful discovery that being good-looking does not make up for being unbearable.
Perfect for fans of sarcastic humor, gag gifts, adult picture books, and anyone who has ever met a man who really should have stopped talking.
Great as a gift for:
- Friends with a twisted sense of humor
- Coworkers who love adult comedy books
- Exes, situationships, and walking red flags
- Bachelor parties, birthdays, white elephant exchanges, and gag gifts
- Anyone who knows a real-life Stew Pedasso
A handsome face can open a door.
But being A. Stew Pedasso gets it slammed right back shut.
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