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Come, Stains
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Mar 19 2026
Pages: 26
Weight: 0.19
Height: 0.07 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Meet Stains, an overly enthusiastic puppy who greets everyone he meets with unstoppable excitement. As Steve walks him through the neighborhood, Stains encounters bakers, joggers, bikers, and curious neighbors - each interaction more chaotic than the last.
Steve tries to keep things under control by calling out:
Come, Stains!
Unfortunately, Stains never seems to listen.
Written in playful limericks and styled like a classic children's picture book, Come, Stains is a tongue-in-cheek adult parody that turns innocent rhymes into laugh-out-loud double entendre.
As the encounters escalate, Stains leaves a trail of awkward reactions behind...
This ridiculous parody is perfect for:
Fans of adult humor picture books
Readers who love clever double entendre comedy
Funny gag gifts for friends
Dog lovers with a sense of humor
Anyone who enjoys parody children's books for adults
If you like silly limericks, mischievous dogs, and humor that's just a little inappropriate, you'll love watching Stains make his way through town.
Just remember...
Steve warned everyone.
Come, Stains!
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