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Squish the Fish: A Tale of Dating and Debauchery
Paperback
ISBN13: 9780692780138
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Oct 4 2016
Pages: 334
Weight: 1.08
Height: 0.75 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
REVIEWS
Sex, booze, and football! Ride shotgun with four knuckleheads trying to get to a Buffalo Bills game and join in all the crazy shenanigans along the way!
Laugh-out-loud funny and outrageously clever! Imagine 'The Hangover' with Tucker Max escapades and a plot with more twists-and-turns than a pole dancer.
[Fellow] ladies, this is a must-read if you want a glimpse inside the minds of men. Enlightening, jaw-dropping, and ridiculously hilarious!
Holy mother is it funny... but it's not without a lot of heart; the type of heart you can only find in places like Buffalo, NY... in the dead of winter... after four Super Bowl losses in a row.
OVERVIEW
Robert's summer romance with Jennifer was interrupted when his college buddy, Zabka, returned to Buffalo for a visit. Their reunion antics were described in the resulting police report as two ding-dongs on an off-the-rails bender. Ever since then, Jennifer's leash around Robert's neck kept getting shorter.
Now it's mid-December and Zabka is planning an even bigger road trip back to frigid Buffalo. He envisions a weekend overflowing with beer and girls that'll, in his words, climax with the Bills squishing the Dolphins to clinch the AFC East playoff spot. If Jennifer discovers his plans, she'll go bananas for sure and there's no telling what she'll do. Will drunken chaos spin out of control again? What unexpected trouble is flying up from Miami? When relationships, friendships, and rivalries collide, can anything survive? And where did the midget stripper come from?! Nothing can prepare this incompatible cast of characters for this wild winter weekend.Also in
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