Slap Happy: A Writer's Guide to the Book of the Dead
Hardcover
ISBN13: 9781644380918
Publisher: Booklocker.Com Inc
Published: Oct 10 2019
Pages: 310
Weight: 1.34
Height: 0.81 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Slap Happy takes readers on a quirky, hilarious ride through the Galaxy to a parallel universe where a smooth-talking agent named Bob offers success, fame and fortune to struggling Scribblers all out of hope.
Could there really be a roadmap to make it to the Bigs of the Publishing business? Could your latest masterpiece star at Barnes and Noble and run up the scale on Amazon? Perhaps there is a magical formulas to explain away all the disappointment, pain and frustration that challenges many writers to fall into utter despair and mania.
How much is it worth to bargain away your soul to make your dreams come true? Bob has the answer for all those louts and losers at the keyboard who follow his roadmap through a parallel Uni where monsters, grifters, con men and purple nymphos illuminate the Dark Side.
Follow authors as they wander through the unknown of Bob's Book of the Dead to discover even in Paradise, there are roadblocks and potholes big enough to harvest the mud ball we call Earth. The moral may be Be careful what you yearn for. You might not like it. Especially if you don't look good in green.
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