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Sit, Stay, Heel: Training Your Boyfriend Like a Pro
Paperback
Series: Misguided Guides
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 2 2024
Pages: 132
Weight: 0.30
Height: 0.31 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
In a world where relationships can feel as unpredictable as an untrained puppy, Penelope Paws believes that the key to harmony lies in the pages of dog training manuals. Armed with an arsenal of treats, a leash, and an unwavering determination, Penelope sets out to prove that boyfriends and dogs aren't so different after all.
Joined by her canine consultant, Mr. Snuffles-a cigar-chomping, top-hat-wearing French Bulldog with a knack for incisive commentary-Penelope embarks on a sidesplitting quest to train her boyfriends using unconventional canine techniques. From the laid-back graphic designer who's always eager to please to the stubborn sales executive who insists on being the alpha, Penelope's unorthodox methods and boundless optimism are put to the ultimate test.
Will she succeed in teaching her old dogs new tricks, or will she find herself barking up the wrong tree in the pursuit of love and obedience?
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