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Santa Raptor's Jolly Carnage: A Dino-Claus Christmas Tale
Paperback
Publisher Price: $10.99
Publisher: Matthew Edward Petchinsky
Published: Dec 6 2024
Pages: 104
Weight: 0.33
Height: 0.22 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
In a snowy world where holiday cheer meets prehistoric ferocity, Santa Raptor's Jolly Carnage: A Dino-Claus Christmas Tale delivers a rollicking adventure unlike any other. Forget the jolly old man with a beard-this Christmas, the season's savior is a sharp-clawed velociraptor with a penchant for justice.
Santa Raptor doesn't just reward the nice; he hunts the naughty. As he soars through the frosty skies in his bone-crafted sleigh pulled by spectral pterodactyls, his glowing Dino Bell heralds his approach. Nice children awake to magical gifts of glowing amber crystals and enchanted prehistoric toys, while the naughty face a primal reckoning that has them reconsidering their ways.
But this year, a group of mischievous children forms a daring alliance to outwit Santa Raptor and disrupt his ancient mission. Their plans unleash chaos, forcing the guardian of Christmas to unleash his full prehistoric power. Amidst the glittering snow and roaring carnage, lessons of redemption, courage, and the true spirit of the holidays shine through.
Packed with action, humor, and heart, Santa Raptor's Jolly Carnage is a wildly imaginative Christmas tale that will have readers roaring with delight. Will the naughty learn their lesson, or will Santa Raptor bring the ultimate justice? Find out in this epic holiday adventure!
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