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Polite Emails for Idiots: HR Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid - With Witty Email Templates and Alternatives to Say What You Can't Say at
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Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 29 2025
Pages: 144
Weight: 0.44
Height: 0.31 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Polite Emails for Idiots: HR-Approved Ways to Tell Coworkers They're Stupid is the workplace survival guide for anyone who's ever wanted to hit reply all with the truth but typed something diplomatic instead.
Your coworker just asked where the document is. For the fifth time. The one attached to the email they're replying to. You've typed your response three times already. It's honest, it's justified, and it's the kind of email that gets you an HR meeting.
This book translates that rage for you.
60 Real Office Disasters, Each With:
- The annoying situation that broke your soul.
- The brutally honest email you want to send (profanity included).
- The HR-approved translation that keeps you employed.
- A quick explanation of why it works.
Brutally Funny + Actually Useful - Read the unhinged response your brain is screaming, then get the diplomatic version that makes your point without nuking your career.
Every Workplace Nightmare Covered - From the meeting derailer to the tech disaster who doesn't believe in attachments, this book gives you the laugh you need and the words you wish you'd had.
The Ultimate Gag Gift for Coworkers - Whether it's Secret Santa, White Elephant, or a thanks for surviving this workplace with me gift, this book is guaranteed to get knowing laughs.
Perfect for anyone who's ever:
- Re-explained the same thing seventeen times.
- Fixed someone else's urgent mistake.
- Sat through a 90-minute meeting about a two-line email.
- Wondered how these people were hired.
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