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Phallusy: THE HAMMER OF CASTRA, TION's ANVIL
Paperback
Publisher Price: $19.00
ISBN13: 9780645142600
Publisher: Me & My Girls Pty Ltd
Published: Jul 22 2021
Pages: 344
Weight: 0.75
Height: 0.72 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
An epic heist to overthrow the conservative God Prudishia's theocratic rule over the Queendom. To prevail, the dwindling forces of Orgasmodan will need to perform cunning stunts with their stunning... intellects.
The wildcard? A unique-to-the-world 6'4 half-orc barbarian girl. She steps into the conflict with wide eye awe, naïve of the havoc she'll wreak. Like a cow, about to cross an eight-lane freeway.
Phallusy is a comedic heist set in a fantasy realm. It is also a comedy of errors, puns and revenge, that builds steadily to an explosive climax.
With hindsight, I should have written my Orcs this sexy Jay Ar Ar Tolkien
The sex scenes surpassed anything from six seasons of Peppa Pig Daniel Johnstone, 5.
Ok, so that's how you do an ending! George Ah Ah Martin
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