Pee O'Clock: The Imaginary World of a Historically Adjacent, Children's Book Author

For the chronically gifted among us whose bladder now dictates their sleep schedule and who have reinvented themselves to once again make a difference, this book is for you.

In this laugh-out-loud chronicle, Dr. Maddog guides readers through the strange, heartfelt universe he now inhabits-a world where Pee O'Clock (4 a.m.) is prime creative time, philosophical hour, and mandatory wake-up call. His companions are a motley crew of imaginary

colleagues: a homicidal cat, a broken swizzle stick reassigned as a coffee stirrer, and a sack spider. Together, they serve as both a focus group and justification for talking to himself before sunrise.

With this unlikely committee at his side, Dr. Maddog navigates what it means to start over long after society assumes you should be slowing down.

Between late-night restroom expeditions, the fading echoes of university hallways, and the triumphant birth of his most daring literary masterpiece-The Tinkle Fairy's Guide to Ready-Aim-Fire, Dr.Maddog offers a hilarious, tender, and delightfully self-aware look at aging creatively, resisting retirement rebelliously, and being caffeinated beyond all medical recommendation.

Pee O'Clock is a love letter to imagination, reinvention, and the absurd, beautiful truth that the best chapters of life can begin long after everyone assumes your book is finished.