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Of Gods & Grunts

Of Gods & Grunts

Paperback

Series: The Woobie Chronicles, Book 1

Fantasy

ISBN13: 9798673339404
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 14 2020
Pages: 354
Weight: 1.04
Height: 0.74 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
I always believed in what I could see. Sure I was raised in one of those Christian Non-Denominational churches by my parents and a very strict Mimi, but my beliefs were not exactly solid. That all changed when I found myself rocketing through the cosmos after hitting an ambush while on patrol in the sandbox. I landed in a magic circle made by an Archmage bent on world domination. Spoiler alert, Fantasy Hitler isn't bulletproof!Now I'm in a foreign land full of humans, elves, dwarves, and gnomes. No electricity, no decent music, and worst of all, basic hygiene isn't a concept these backward idiots have figured out. I'm doing my best to survive and find a way home. I've got a limited supply of ammo to feed my M4, a limited amount of batteries to power nods, two frags, and one claymore.My name is Staff Sergeant Kevin Holden, and this is my story.Mat Best meets Frodo, and kicks his ass! -Tim SFC US Army (RET)A Grunts wet dream, a fantastical world without ROEs, getting to operate without a LT. -Joseph Adams SGT USMC

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