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Old Farts and Pop Tarts
Paperback
Publisher Price: $14.99
ISBN13: 9781963572063
Publisher: Independent
Published: Jun 30 2021
Pages: 304
Weight: 0.90
Height: 0.64 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
After four years in the music industry, Millicent Trinkett has come to a conclusion: if she has to manage another boy band, one of two things will take place:
1: Life imprisonment for strangling them in their sleep
or
2. Loss of her sanity due to factory produced music resonating in her dreams night after night.
Pleading with her Uncle Morty to assign her adult musicians to manage for the next tour, she is quickly reminded of the adage Be careful what you ask for.
When he assigns her a reunion tour for the five-piece rock and roll band, Fourplay, Millie learns that adult doesn't always translate to mature, nor does it necessarily translate to old.
When the lead guitar player's nephew joins the tour, Millie also finds musicians have incredible rhythm offstage as well.
Join the gang on a cross-country trip for an adventure that is guaranteed to keep you laughing, make you hum, and want to wear a do-rag.
Don't fret . . . you can leave your hat on.
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