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Namaste ...and other lies I told myself: A Sacred Roast of Spiritual Bypassing and Enlightened Nonsense Spiritual Life Lessons New Age done a new way
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 27 2025
Pages: 130
Weight: 0.40
Height: 0.28 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Spiritual awakening was never meant to be this entertaining...
which, ironically, might be the most awakened thing of all.
Ever saged your space like a high priestess... while researching your ex's new relationship?
Pulled three tarot cards hoping they'd say the opposite of what you already knew?
Said it's a soulmate connection right after ignoring three red flags and your own gut?
You're not alone.
In this hilariously honest collection of modern spiritual mishaps, Nicalene Coutts takes you behind the scenes of metaphysical culture - where manifestation meets meltdown, and 'alignment' often disguises avoidance.
Translating spiritual jargon into real-world truth, she unpacks 20 laugh-out-loud chapters with lovingly provocative questions like:
- Is it intuition... or indigestion disguised as divine guidance?
- And if you're in 5D, why are you still rage-posting in 3D?
With heart, humour, and a hefty sprinkle of sage-scented self-awareness, Namaste & Other Lies I Told Myself invites you to drop the performance, laugh at yourself and reclaim the magic of being gloriously human. Because enlightenment doesn't always look like a glow. Sometimes, it looks like finally laughing at your own spiritual expectations and experiences.
Oh - and you won't be journeying alone.
You'll meet a few colourful souls - completely made-up (but oddly familiar) caricatures of the tribe.
They're not here to be judged - just gently honoured, lovingly roasted, and joyfully recognised. Because sometimes, the fastest way to raise your frequency... is to laugh your socks off first.
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