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My Grandparents Hunt Vampires.. Badly
Paperback
Publisher: Madelyn Wray
Published: Jun 15 2026
Pages: 110
Weight: 0.26
Height: 0.26 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Strong Polished Book Description
Twenty-year-old Milo Reyes thought living with his grandparents would be boring.
He was very wrong.
After his parents decide he needs discipline, Milo is sent to stay with Grandma Lourdes and Grandpa Ernesto under one strict condition: help around the house. Sweep the porch. Clean the garage. Drive them on errands. Carry bags. Do chores. Basically, become the family house boy.
At first, Milo thinks the worst part of his new life is waking up early.
Then he notices the black bags.
Every night, his grandparents sneak out with heavy bags, strange tools, silver chains, garlic, and excuses about laundry that sound worse every time they say them. When Milo follows them, he discovers the ridiculous and terrifying truth:
His grandparents are vampire hunters.
Not smooth vampire hunters. Not stylish vampire hunters. The messy kind. The arguing kind. The kind who use slippers, garlic powder, laundry bags, broken gadgets, and bad plans to survive the night.
Now Milo is trapped in the family business, learning how to fight vampires while still doing chores by day. But the danger is bigger than one vampire behind a laundromat. An ancient vampire lord named Malvorn is waking beneath the city, and the cruel Countess Vespera is coming for the Reyes family.
As secrets rise from under Lavender Street, Milo must decide whether he is still the disappointing son everyone worried about - or the house boy brave enough to save his family.
Funny, spooky, action-packed, and full of heart, My Grandparents Hunt Vampires... Badly is a comedy supernatural adventure about family secrets, messy courage, and the world's most chaotic vampire hunters.
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