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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

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My Grandparents Hunt Vampires... Badly: A Comedy Action Thriller About Family, Secrets, and the Worst Vampire Hunters in Town

My Grandparents Hunt Vampires... Badly: A Comedy Action Thriller About Family, Secrets, and the Worst Vampire Hunters in Town

Wray, Madelyn

Paperback

Fantasy

ISBN13: 9798181607101
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 14 2026
Pages: 234
Weight: 0.63
Height: 0.59 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Twenty-year-old **Milo Reyes** thought living with his grandparents would be boring.He was very wrong.After his parents decide he needs discipline, Milo is sent to stay with **Grandma Lourdes** and **Grandpa Ernesto** under one strict condition: help around the house. Sweep the porch. Clean the garage. Drive them on errands. Carry bags. Do chores. Basically, become the family house boy.At first, Milo thinks the worst part of his new life is waking up early.Then he notices the black bags.Every night, his grandparents sneak out with heavy bags, strange tools, silver chains, garlic, and excuses about laundry that sound worse every time they say them. When Milo follows them, he discovers the ridiculous and terrifying truth: His grandparents are vampire hunters.Not smooth vampire hunters. Not stylish vampire hunters. The messy kind. The arguing kind. The kind who use slippers, garlic powder, laundry bags, broken gadgets, and bad plans to survive the night.Now Milo is trapped in the family business, learning how to fight vampires while still doing chores by day. But the danger is bigger than one vampire behind a laundromat. An ancient vampire lord named **Malvorn** is waking beneath the city, and the cruel **Countess Vespera** is coming for the Reyes family.As secrets rise from under Lavender Street, Milo must decide whether he is still the disappointing son everyone worried about - or the house boy brave enough to save his family.Funny, spooky, action-packed, and full of heart, ***My Grandparents Hunt Vampires... Badly*** is a comedy supernatural adventure about family secrets, messy courage, and the world's most chaotic vampire hunters.

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