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Mayhem and Meows
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 9 2026
Pages: 94
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.23 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
The Feline Overlord Returns... and this time, he brought backup.
Does your cat view a closed door as a personal insult? Have you ever been tripped while walking down the hallway, only to look down and see a furry face claiming insurance fraud? Do you live with a tiny dictator who believes a half-full food bowl is actually empty?
If you answered yes, welcome back to the world of Pudgy Cat.
Following the success of Catnip and Chaos, this brand-new collection turns up the volume on the hilarity of living with a cat. Mayhem and Meows isn't just a book; it's a reality check for anyone who thinks they own the house.
Inside this illustrated collection, you will discover:
- Over 80 Brand New Poems: From the tragedy of the Starving Hunter (who just ate) to the high-stakes drama of The Red Dot, these senryu-style verses capture the hilarious, frustrating, and adorable truth of cat ownership.
- The Helper Mentality: Poems dedicated to cats sitting on your keyboard, fixing your hair while you sleep, and ensuring your black coat is properly covered in white fur.
- Kawaii Illustrations: Every poem is paired with a charming, high-quality illustration that brings the mischief to life.
- A User Manual for Cat Slaves: Learn why the printer is a demon, why the bathtub is a cinema, and why gravity must be tested by knocking your glass off the table.
Perfect for:
- Fans of the original Catnip and Chaos (it's the perfect companion piece!).
- Stocking stuffers, birthday gifts, or just because presents for the crazy cat person in your life.
- Anyone who needs a laugh after cleaning up a hairball at 3 AM.
The rules of the house are simple: The cat is the boss. We are just the staff. Buy the book, learn your place, and enjoy the mayhem.
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