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My Brain Has No Off Switch: The Brutally Honest Guide for People Who Overthink Everything at Night
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 26 2025
Pages: 148
Weight: 0.35
Height: 0.34 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
The brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide for anyone who's ever begged their brain to shut up at 3AM.
If your mind refuses to chill the second your head hits the pillow... you're not alone.
From anxiety spirals to imaginary arguments, My Brain Has No Off Switch is your midnight companion through the chaos.
This is not a self-help book.
This is a survival guide for:
- The overthinkers
- The insomniacs
- The deep-feelers
- The anxious midnight Googlers
- And anyone who's ever replayed a conversation from middle school like it's breaking news
Inside these painfully relatable (and hilariously honest) pages:
- ✔ The worst sleep math you've ever done
- ✔ 3AM thoughts you'd never admit out loud
- ✔ Fake conversations that leave real emotional scars
- ✔ The mental hangover that hits harder than tequila
- ✔ That one-night stand... with shame, guilt, and regret
If you've ever whispered, Please, just let me sleep, this book gets you.
Perfect for fans of humor, honesty, and crying-laughing in the dark.
WARNING: May cause sudden outbursts of laughter, emotional release, and feeling deeply seen.
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