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Mediocre at Best: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kevin Nobody
Paperback
Publisher: Dustin Gross
Published: Jul 12 2025
Pages: 126
Weight: 0.34
Height: 0.27 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
He just wanted mango frozen yogurt. Instead, he started a movement.
Kevin Nobody never planned to go viral. But after an IBS-fueled meltdown in a Target FroYo shop is caught on camera, Kevin becomes an accidental messiah for a disillusioned generation. One moment he's arguing with a teenager over sprinkles, the next he's the face of a spiritual cult, a reluctant influencer, and the center of a mango-themed rebrand of millennial despair.
Featuring a ferret with emotional issues, a manager who smells like lavender and legal threats, and the world's most painfully honest breakdowns, Mediocre at Best is a brutally funny, awkwardly inspirational, and wildly relevant satire of fame, faith, failure, and frozen yogurt.
Dustin Gross delivers a hilarious gut-punch of a novel for anyone who's ever tried to monetize their meltdown. Cry-laugh with Kevin Nobody and join the cult you never knew you needed.
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