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    612-822-4611

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How to Fake Your Death and Still Be Late to Work

How to Fake Your Death and Still Be Late to Work

Gross, Dustin

Paperback

General Fiction

ISBN13: 9798316289301
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Mar 31 2025
Pages: 96
Weight: 0.23
Height: 0.20 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
What starts as a desperate attempt to dodge a budget meeting ends with a man accidentally faking his death and becoming a cult hero for the terminally overworked.

Dave Sanders-mid-level analyst, professional ghoster (literally), and emotional support human to a cat with abandonment issues-wanted one thing: to escape corporate hell. One canoe mishap and a viral Reddit thread later, he's presumed dead, meme-ified, and mysteriously more loved than he ever was alive.

As Dave navigates life on the run-armed with nothing but granola bars, sarcasm, and a growing fanbase of internet truthers-he must reckon with his past, his cat, and the absurdity of being famous for disappearing.

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