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Me and The Monkey
Hardcover
ISBN13: 9781916084599
Publisher: Bad Press Ink Limited
Published: Jul 10 2021
Pages: 240
Weight: 1.77
Height: 0.81 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Well there's this talking monkey who won me in a game of Othello in a coffee shop in Amsterdam.
He came back to Cornwall with me and has become a prolific reader and dabbler in magic.
He also has past life flash backs - the most prominent of which are the Nam special forces ones. We have partially deceased girlfriends who apparently eat dead bodies.
The Monkey created a sort of black hole in the spare bedroom and now we have a team of nerds investigating it and trying to stop 'things' coming out of it.
A bunch of Oriental hit men who appear to believe he is a god attempted to steal The Monkey's magic lolly pop sticks, but he managed to blow them up in their caravan.
We are off to Cambodia in search of a temple from which came a monkey faced pendant with glowing eyes and we seem to have upset an international cabal who are out to get us.
Oh, and did I mention that The Monkey likes a cigar and we regularly get very drunk on Jack Daniels...
Interested? Perplexed? Worried? Come on in and join the fun.
Written in the form of blog entries this is our story so far...
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