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Mashed
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 19 2025
Pages: 392
Weight: 1.15
Height: 0.81 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
In a sacred field divided by two warring spiritual tribes-the earthy, tradition-bound Dirtlings and the glitter-cloaked, body-positive Radiants-young Totty finds herself torn between inherited faith and self-discovery. The Dirtlings believe in purity through boiling and peeling. The Radiants celebrate queerness, light, and the holiness of chosen identity. When Totty stirs the metaphorical pot with a question-What if I want both?-a buried prophecy awakens.
As tensions rise over sacred salt, forbidden aioli, and brunch-time gospel duels, a divine figure named Crispus emerges from the Sacred Pot to remind everyone of what was planted long ago: shared truth. What follows is a mythical, hilarious, and heartwarming spiritual mash-up where glitter meets gravy and no one leaves the table unchanged.
Blending satire, sacred storytelling, and queer liberation theology, A Mashed Novel is a radiant allegory about identity, community, and the holiness of becoming whole.
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