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The Mascot Rule: Two suits. One secret. No pants.
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 9 2025
Pages: 44
Weight: 0.16
Height: 0.09 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Two foxes. One secret. No pants.
by Sasha FinchWhat happens when a town accidentally hires two adult men to play the same high school sports mascot?
Flirty chaos in fur.
Inside their oversized cartoon fox suits, they're anonymous rivals, taunting, teasing, and practically dry-humping through every halftime show. Outside of them? They're messaging each other through the team's private Instagram, falling hard without knowing who's behind the tail.
The rules are simple:
Only one mascot can keep the job.
No unmasking.
No real names.
Absolutely no falling in love.
Too bad they break every. Single. One.
From anonymous DMs to full-suit fursuit kink, this is a laugh-out-loud, tug-your-tail romantic comedy that celebrates the weird, wild, feral side of furry love. Packed with heat, heart, and enough paw-on-paw tension to fog your visor.
Warning: Contains graphic fursuit sex, tailplay, mask-on romance, anonymous thirst traps, knotting, and feelings. Lots of feelings.
For adult readers only. Furries very welcome.
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