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Lysander
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Series: Jerks, Book 2
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ISBN10: 1511805420
ISBN13: 9781511805421
Publisher: Createspace
Published: May 7 2015
Pages: 178
Weight: 0.40
Height: 0.38 Width: 5.00 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781511805421
Publisher: Createspace
Published: May 7 2015
Pages: 178
Weight: 0.40
Height: 0.38 Width: 5.00 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
THIS IS THE TALE OF JOE, APRIL, MAX, DROID AND LYSANDER. JOE IS A BUDDING WRITER DETERMINED TO JOIN THE PANTHEON OF LITERARY DRUNKS. APRIL IS HIS LITTLE SISTER AND MUSE. MAX IS AN ALIEN WHO LIKES TO GET DRUNK WITH JOE AND IS ONE OF OUR FEW FRIENDS IN THE COSMOS. THE DROID IS A MECHANOID WITH MORE DENTS IN HIS HEAD THAN A DATSUN CHERRY WHEELHUB. LYSANDER IS A SPECTACULAR ENTITY WHICH (WHO), IF THEY EXIST IN THE UNIVERSE, WE WILL BE REALLY RATHER GLAD THEY DID. MAX GOES MISSING. JOE, APRIL, DROID AND LYSANDER SET OUT TO FIND HIM. THEY ENCOUNTER A TREE CALLED DAVE, A LITTLE GIRL CALLED ANGUS AND A TELEKINETIC FLEA WHO LIVES IN THE UNDERPANTS OF STAN BONE-CRUSHER McGRAW. OTHERS THAT THEY MEET MAKE THIS LOT SEEM NORMAL. IT'S A SEARCH FOR MAX BUT ALL IS NOT AS IT SEEMS. WHAT IS LYSANDER UP TO ?
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