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Life with a Crunchy Wife - Volume 1
Paperback
Series: Crunchy
ISBN13: 9781720102700
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 10 2018
Pages: 114
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.27 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Eventually, everything will be made of cloth...
WIFE: I was flipping our natural latex mattress today with the help of our 4th and 7th children and do you know what I found?
YOU: It's not what you think, those aren't mine!
WIFE: We talked about this, Charmin isn't something we use in this house.
YOU: (head down in shame) Just don't tell anyone about this OK? I have a problem...
WIFE: Well I already posted a photo on Facebook but they let you take those down.
YOU: (mumbled) No they don't...
WIFE: What?
YOU: Terms of service agreement...
WIFE: What?
YOU: I love you.
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*Written in the Dry-Fi genre, a mashup of literary-fiction, non-fiction, science-fiction, and dry-humor. Each work is unique blend, this one is comprised of approximately:
30% Literary-Fiction
30% Non-Fiction
0% Science-Fiction
40% Dry-Humor
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