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Lewd, Screwed and Tattooed
Paperback
HumorMystery & ThrillerGeneral Fiction
Publisher Price: $17.99
Publisher: Cherry Pie Press
Published: Aug 1 2026
Pages: 224
Weight: 0.50
Height: 0.51 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Lewd, Screwed, and Tattooed is a brutally funny black comedy set against the salty backdrop of pre-digital 1990s Galveston, Texas. When a professional screw-up believes he's inherited half a million dollars after his wife is mistakenly declared dead, he wastes no time celebrating his incredible luck. The only problem? She's very much alive-and about to discover exactly how little she's been missed.
While he tears through his unexpected fortune, his sweepstakes-obsessed wife ricochets from one increasingly ridiculous predicament to the next, convinced revenge will finally set things right. Caught in the same swirl are hustlers, washed-up lawyers, insurance fraudsters, strippers, sand sculptors, and spectacular underachievers, all chasing money, validation, or at the very least a lie they can live with-usually at someone else's expense.
A wicked Gulf Coast black comedy where sex is transactional, morality is optional, and everyone is convinced the next bad decision will finally be the one that works. On the Texas coast, the money disappears. The hangovers fade. Revenge loses its appeal. But the ink doesn't come off so quickly.
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