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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Langham: Nothing Ever Happens Here

Langham: Nothing Ever Happens Here

Ernst, Alan
Harder, Richard

Paperback

Humor

ISBN13: 9798185588130
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 4 2026
Pages: 246
Weight: 0.74
Height: 0.52 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Deep in the heart of rural Saskatchewan lies a quiet care home with a massive, unadvertised secret.To the rest of the world, Langham is just another sleepy prairie town where nothing ever happens. But inside the walls of the local care home, life is anything but ordinary. It is the unofficial, highly classified residence of two very prominent, highly recognizable former heads of state. The government won't admit it, the official records completely deny it, and the staff is sworn to absolute secrecy.In a small town, however, keeping a global secret under wraps is an absolute circus.Between eccentric residents, bizarre local occurrences, and the hilarious daily chaos of prairie life, a massive international cover-up is unfolding in plain sight. Only three people in the entire municipality actually have a clue about what is going on: the sharp-witted care home boss, the overworked local police chief, and a highly observant young boy who sees absolutely everything.Together, this unlikely trio must navigate the eccentricities of retired global leaders and the quirky politics of small-town life before the rest of the world catches on.Langham is a laugh-out-loud, fiercely clever comic satire. Packed with sharp wit, brilliant irony, and a delightfully twisted look at modern aging and political secrecy, it is the ultimate fish out of water comedy that proves old leaders never retire-they just move to Saskatchewan.Scroll up and click Buy Now to step inside the most exclusive, classified, and hilarious care home in the world!

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