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    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
The Langford Lush

The Langford Lush

Sibbald, Andy

Paperback

Series: Every Village Needs an Idiot, Book 4

Humor

ISBN10: 1686388152
ISBN13: 9781686388156
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 14 2019
Pages: 250
Weight: 0.58
Height: 0.53 Width: 5.24 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
Badger, Dr. Burrows is furious when the Langford City Council relieves him of his caretaking duties at the Albert Head Nude Beach for supposedly, trying to touch some humans lying nude on the beach. Dr. Burrows summons his friends, Ms. Stinky, Dr. Fixer and Dr. Ponzi and they decide to retaliate against the humans in Langford by persecuting them in the same way they feel swine have been historically persecuted. They open up a human meat processing plant and begin eliminating as many locals as they can by making them into sausages and other meat products. As things get uglier the City Council meets with Dr. Burrows and Ms. Stinky to see if some sort of truce can be worked out before the entire population of humans in western Canada is wiped out. Ms. Stinky is hesitant to cooperate because if a truce is reached she will be out the first job she has ever thoroughly enjoyed: pushing humans through a massive meat grinder feet first squealing and trying to resist.Every Village Needs an Idiot Series celebrates the good fortune we have in Canada to always have strong competition for the position of village idiot in every community. In the series we learn about some of the animals that are the strongest candidates for these positions in Victoria, BC neighbourhoods and adjoining cities. Ms. Stinky, Dr. Ponzi, Foxy Ferguson, Luna Tick, Busy B. Ody, Dr. B. Rayne Fixer, Lily Pad, Nipinator, Miss Kitty, Dips Tick and, other characters show what happens when stupidity, a hoggish lack of manners and no understanding of moral and ethics are combined with a healthy dose of arrogance, grandiosity and self-centredness.

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