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A Ladies Guide to Farting: When to Let It Out and When to Hold It In: A Laugh-Out-Loud Gag Book of Fart Rules and Social Survival
Paperback
Series: A Ladies Guide, Book 2
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 27 2026
Pages: 76
Weight: 0.25
Height: 0.16 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Your arse is a treacherous bastard.
It will lie to you.
It will betray you.
And it will do it in public.
A Ladies Guide to Farting: When to Let It Out and When to Hold It In is a disgusting, unfiltered, laugh-until-you-panic gag book packed with seventy savage rules for surviving life with an arsehole that cannot be trusted.
This is not cute humour.
This is arse-sweat, fear, and regret.
Each rule is delivered one brutal page at a time, dragging you through the clench, the heat, the eye contact, and the desperate internal screaming while everyone pretends nothing happened even though it absolutely fucking did.
It's not medical.
It's not polite.
It offers no help whatsoever.
It's fast, filthy comedy for anyone who's ever trusted a small one and immediately considered shitting themselves on purpose just to end the suspense.
Perfect as a gag gift, a shameful toilet read, or a cruel reminder that sometimes all you can do is clamp your cheeks together, stay perfectly still, and pray your arse doesn't ruin your life again.
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