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A Gentleman's Guide to When It Is and Isn't OK to Take a Shit: When It's Inevitable, How to Hide It, and When to Just Accept Your Fate
Paperback
Series: A Gentleman's Guide, Book 2
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ISBN13: 9798247438687
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 8 2026
Pages: 76
Weight: 0.25
Height: 0.16 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 8 2026
Pages: 76
Weight: 0.25
Height: 0.16 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
.Let's not pretend.
At some point in your life, your arse will fully f*ck you over. No warning. No mercy. Just vibes, sweat, and instant regret.
A Gentleman's Guide to When It Is and Isn't OK to Take a Shit exists because every man thinks he's made the right choice... right up until he absolutely hasn't.
You know the feeling.
The clench.
The gamble.
The lie you tell yourself of I'll be fine.
You won't be.
This book laughs directly at the decisions you still replay in your head. The weak flushes. The paper-thin walls. The toilets you trusted and shouldn't have. The moments where you realise too late that you've ruined your own day.
It's rude.
It's grim.
And it's uncomfortably accurate.
This is not advice.
It's not polite.
And it sure as sh*t won't save you.
It's a filthy little gag book for men who've risked it, lost, and walked away changed. The kind of book you read while thinking, That happened to me. Worse than that, actually.
Perfect as a savage gift, a guilty laugh, or a brutal reminder that confidence lasts seconds...
but embarrassment follows you for life.
If you're nodding along, clenching slightly, or feeling personally attacked right now...
yeah. This book is for you.
The clench.
The gamble.
The lie you tell yourself of I'll be fine.
You won't be.
This book laughs directly at the decisions you still replay in your head. The weak flushes. The paper-thin walls. The toilets you trusted and shouldn't have. The moments where you realise too late that you've ruined your own day.
It's rude.
It's grim.
And it's uncomfortably accurate.
This is not advice.
It's not polite.
And it sure as sh*t won't save you.
It's a filthy little gag book for men who've risked it, lost, and walked away changed. The kind of book you read while thinking, That happened to me. Worse than that, actually.
Perfect as a savage gift, a guilty laugh, or a brutal reminder that confidence lasts seconds...
but embarrassment follows you for life.
If you're nodding along, clenching slightly, or feeling personally attacked right now...
yeah. This book is for you.
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