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KillFest: A Monster's Guide to Ruining Everything
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 12 2026
Pages: 64
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.13 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
KillFest: A Monster's Guide to Ruining Everything by William Haddix
What happens when the monsters get tired of hiding under the bed and decide to crash the party instead?
In this outrageous, blood-soaked anthology, the most unhinged creatures in existence descend upon humanity's favorite celebrations - and absolutely annihilate them. From a drunk Red Oni rampaging through Burning Man and Coachella, to a demonic ice cream man turning a suburban cul-de-sac into a gore sundae, a sadistic clown jester slaughtering a frat house, and a kitsune who despises leprechauns almost as much as she loves eviscerating tourists... no festival, no party, and no happy ending is safe.
Featuring 40 savage, hilarious, and disgustingly gory horror-comedy stories, KillFest delivers non-stop carnage, razor-sharp dark humor, and zero mercy. Each chapter is a standalone bloodbath where the monsters don't just win - they party on the corpses.
If you like your horror funny, your comedy bloody, and your parties permanently canceled, then welcome to the ultimate monster mashacre.
Warning: This book contains excessive violence, terrible puns, drunk demons, and zero survivors. Read at your own risk... and whatever you do, don't invite them to your next festival.
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