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Just the Pool Boy at Vampire Mansion
Paperback
Series: Pool Boy, Book 1
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 26 2026
Pages: 268
Weight: 0.59
Height: 0.61 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
I should have asked what happened to the last pool boy . . .
The money's good, and my rent is scarier than the rumors about Witherborne Mansion.
All I gotta do is clean the pool, keep my head down, and not get involved.
Then I meet Theo. The hot mess, party-boy vampire heir who is absolutely not my type.
His brother wants him dead. Not getting involved.
His mother cares more about political ambitions than her sons. Doesn't matter to me.
The neighbors are something scarier than vampires. Not my problem.
But when a body shows up in the Witherbornes' pool it becomes my business. Literally.
I'm the only human in a house full of vampires, trying to work out who did it.
Now I'm involved, it's definitely my problem, and Theo is beginning to matter to me in ways that can't end well for either of us.
My name is Owen, I'm just the pool boy, and my chances of survival are absolutely zero.
* Fans of SOS HOTEL will adore this fast-paced romp filled with laughter, a few unfortunate individuals who may end up deceased in pools, some questionable life choices, and one blood-adverse vampire playboy who does not understand boundaries. Featuring a touch-starved ex-con and a bisexual disaster vampire, the nights are about to get wild in Miami. Minimum wage, maximum bodycount!Also in
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