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Jack and the Beans Talk: A read to me kid's book for ages 5-12: Never trust a legume that offers life coaching
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ISBN13: 9798298182638
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 14 2025
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.07 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 14 2025
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.07 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Jack who traded his family's only cow for a bag of talking beans.
Yes, talking beans.
Yes, he thought this was a good idea.
From the moment those beans sprouted into a skyscraper-sized beanstalk and started offering unsolicited life advice, Jack found himself swept into a sky-high adventure filled with cranky landlords, unionizing poultry, musical flowers, and cloud squirrels who might just run the world someday.
Yes, talking beans.
Yes, he thought this was a good idea.
From the moment those beans sprouted into a skyscraper-sized beanstalk and started offering unsolicited life advice, Jack found himself swept into a sky-high adventure filled with cranky landlords, unionizing poultry, musical flowers, and cloud squirrels who might just run the world someday.
Packed with absurd humor, quick-witted banter, and fairy-tale chaos, Jack and the Beans Talk is a laugh-out-loud twist on the classic tale. Perfect for kids who love silliness, adults who love puns, and anyone who's ever wondered what would happen if a goose went on strike.
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